Wednesday, January 7, 2009

muslim joke...

Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded the plane and were seated right in front of them. The two men, eager to have some fun, started talking loudly.
"My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia", the one said, "But I don't want to go...too many Muslims there!"
The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable.
The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to Pakistan 
but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!"
Smiling, the first man said, "One time I was in Iran but I HATED the 
fact that there were so many Muslims!"
The couple fidgeted.
The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get away 
from them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!"
The Muslim couple glanced over their shoulders, noticeably irritated.
The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why 
you'll never see me in Indonesia...WAY too many Muslims!"
At this, the Muslim man turned around. "Why don't you go to Hell?” he asked.  "I hear there won't be very many Muslims THERE!"

1 comment:

IzzatIskandar said...

ANg memg r...
walaupun ak baca smpai tbakar satu bdn,tp bley glak lg,huhu~

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