Wednesday, January 7, 2009

must read~

Three imams were walking down a street talking, when a very beautiful young muslimah walked past. They all turned their gaze to the floor as she walked past.
The first one slowly shook his head and said: "mashallah, mashallah.."
The second one also shook his head and said: "subhanallah, 
subhanallah.."
The third one look towards the sky and said:" INSHALLAH, INSHALLAH!!"

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A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says: "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..."
The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me."
She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!"
So he says "FINE!" and he drops her down....
So she's falling and screaming..........................
Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says, "Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..."
The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me."
She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!"
So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again.
She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die.
Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!"
The Muslim man replies : "Astaqfirullah!" and he drops her.


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