Wednesday, January 7, 2009

dial0g antara ayam dan lembu??


> Ayam  :     Manusia ni memang pentingkan diri sendiri!
> Lembu :     Kenapa kau kata macam tu?
> Ayam  :     Tengoklah. Apa mereka buat kat aku!
> Lembu :     Hah! Buat apa pulak?
> Ayam  :     Aku ni bertelur hari-hari. Aku cadang naklah dapat anak dua
>                tiga ekor.
>                Orang kata ada juga waris aku bila aku dah tak de nanti.
>                Tapi manusia
>                ni memang tak berhati perut. Hari-hari dia orang makan
>                telor aku,
>                macamana aku nak dapat anak!
> Lembu :    Alah! Kau punya masaalah kecil aja!
> Ayam  :     ?? Maksud kau?
> Lembu :     Aku ni, kalau fikirkan nasib aku lagi malang. Rasa nak
>                 bunuh diri pun ada.
>                 Bayangkan, hari-hari manusia minum susu aku tapi sorang
>                 pun tak pernah
>                 panggil aku MAK!
> Ayam  :     ?? (Dalam hati: Tak boleh pakai punya lembu!)

must read~

Three imams were walking down a street talking, when a very beautiful young muslimah walked past. They all turned their gaze to the floor as she walked past.
The first one slowly shook his head and said: "mashallah, mashallah.."
The second one also shook his head and said: "subhanallah, 
subhanallah.."
The third one look towards the sky and said:" INSHALLAH, INSHALLAH!!"

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A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says: "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..."
The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me."
She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!"
So he says "FINE!" and he drops her down....
So she's falling and screaming..........................
Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says, "Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..."
The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me."
She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!"
So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again.
She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die.
Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!"
The Muslim man replies : "Astaqfirullah!" and he drops her.


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muslim joke...

Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded the plane and were seated right in front of them. The two men, eager to have some fun, started talking loudly.
"My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia", the one said, "But I don't want to go...too many Muslims there!"
The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable.
The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to Pakistan 
but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!"
Smiling, the first man said, "One time I was in Iran but I HATED the 
fact that there were so many Muslims!"
The couple fidgeted.
The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get away 
from them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!"
The Muslim couple glanced over their shoulders, noticeably irritated.
The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why 
you'll never see me in Indonesia...WAY too many Muslims!"
At this, the Muslim man turned around. "Why don't you go to Hell?” he asked.  "I hear there won't be very many Muslims THERE!"

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